Comedy Challenge: (7/10) Comedians: Aziz Ansari
“50 Cent the rapper ordered a grapefruit soda, the waiter brings him a grapefruit soda, and then 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when they see a grapefruit soda. He looks at the waiter and he goes, ‘Why isn’t this purple?’ Do you realize how amazing this is? There are some parents who aren’t there when their child learns what a grapefruit is. I am there for that moment in rapper 50 Cent’s life!”
Amy Poehler does this awesome thing where I see her face and I’m instantly in a good mood
i feel the same way :)
![“When I have to do talk shows, I have to treat it like some sort of weird performance art or else I can’t deal with it because that situation is so unnatural for me. It goes against every instinct in my body. I think people mistake my silences and my awkwardness for some kind of control. But the first interview I ever did for [Jay] Leno, I almost passed out in the middle of it. There is a moment you can see where I totally check out. I start looking at the floor for about five seconds and then I say something which got a really big laugh, but I remember in my head just thinking, ‘I’m going to pass out, I’m going to pass out.’”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed5d0b4eee13dbae2b689d3f1cb5fd47/tumblr_mhgsch6ian1qa41ico1_r1_500.png)
“When I have to do talk shows, I have to treat it like some sort of weird performance art or else I can’t deal with it because that situation is so unnatural for me. It goes against every instinct in my body. I think people mistake my silences and my awkwardness for some kind of control. But the first interview I ever did for [Jay] Leno, I almost passed out in the middle of it. There is a moment you can see where I totally check out. I start looking at the floor for about five seconds and then I say something which got a really big laugh, but I remember in my head just thinking, ‘I’m going to pass out, I’m going to pass out.’”
